May
25th
Tue
25th
- Him: I just had a dream that I had two dicks
- Me: Where was the second one?
- Him: Right next to the other one.
- Me: (falls back to sleep)
- An hour later...
- Me: I just had a dream that you grew a giant starfish on your crotch to cover up your multiple dicks.
- Him: Were you afraid I was gonna put them both in the same hole? Cause I totally wasn't
