Apr
16th
Fri
16th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you so much and no matter what you’ll be my wife forever even if you, let’s say, poop in my suitcase or karate-chop me in the vagina bone or eat all the cheese in the refrigerator cause I know you’re just doing these things for my own good but please don’t hump my dog cause he’s really sensitive to those kind of things, he really gets all “wtf bitch” if you try to do that. Love you lover, have a shuper shweet birthday.
Thank you my beautiful wife! But maybe next time not such a gay picture, mmkay? Love you!