Feb
9th
Tue
9th
You tattooed his name WHERE?!
Office PA: (looking at computer screen, covering her face in horror)
Me: Whatcha doin?
Office PA: Watching this video of a guy getting his tattoo removed. Ugh.
Me: Oh, God! (pretends to vomit) That looks painful! Is his skin melting?
Office PA: I think so. Ugh. I need to get my ex-boyfriends name removed. It’s REALLY gonna hurt.
Me: Where’s the tattoo?
Office PA: On my vagina.
Entire Office: (GASP!)