Ginger Kid

I am a ginger kid. I have no soul. My boobs will eat you alive.

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Jun
8th

Wed

tfail:

Camping in Tahoe with L-Dizzle.

it was cold. campfire dinners are delicious. that is all.

I have the sad in a big way. This little nugget is missing.

May
30th

Mon

Don’t be fooled. He’ll bite your legs off.

A snapshot from my amazing weekend in Malibu. This week, Tfail and I are hitting the road for Henry’s wedding in Idaho. What better way to start the summer than a road trip?

May
21st

Sat

Fuck you, Nicotine

Sometimes you decide to quit smoking and last several days and throw numerous temper tantrums that rival even the most misbehaven spoiled fucking toddler’s because “oh God, NOBODY understands me and what I’m going through and I want to stab that lady right there in the face for no reason and oh forget it I’ll just break down and have a sobbing fit in my car and stop traffic and what the fuck are YOU looking at? What do you mean why am I holding an axe oh forget it I’ll just hurl myself over this bridge.”

Then you have a cigarette and it feels like you’ve just snorted unicorn semen and everything is AWESOME for approximately eleven seconds and then you get mad at yourself for smoking and have to do the whole fucking thing over again.

The end.

Apr
10th

Sun